At some point, you’ve probably had a less than stellar one-night stand. So these one-night stand confessions on Whisper will probably have you nodding your head (or cringing) sympathetically. Here are 8 crazy one-nighter confessions that will make you say WTF?
- “I got caught faking an orgasm during a one-night stand. Totally killed the mood.”
Sounds like “the mood” wasn’t all that great to begin with… - “One time I wet the bed after a very drunk one-night stand. Luckily, he thought it was a spilled beer.”
Don’t drink and bone, people! - “I suddenly got my period during sex in a one-night stand yesterday. The guy thought I was a virgin, and he left my house in seconds.”
Quickest one-nighter in history! - “I had a one-night stand with a girl one time…I got her pregnant.”
Sounds like the plot of a rom-com. Wait, it is the plot of a rom-com! - “Woke up from a one-night stand. The girl was gone, and so was my pillow. Who does that?!”
At least it wasn’t your TV? - “I once convinced a one-night stand that we didn’t have sex because I was mad he fell asleep during sex.”
Sounds like some very drunken sex to us! - “I had a one-night stand with a guy that ripped my $120 shirt. In the morning before I left, I took a $100 out of his wallet.”
So, was the plan to seduce him or rob him? Or both? - “On a one-night stand, I vomited into the guy’s bedside table while he slept, closed it, and pretended it didn’t happen.”
That guy’s in for a big surprise the next time he reaches inside his night stand for lube!
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