Sometimes, when it comes to sex, women need to laugh to keep from crying. After all, if the guy didn’t make you cum, laughter is at least the next best thing. Here are 8 dirty jokes that will have women screaming with laughter.
- “Is this about sucking dick? Sign reads: ‘If at first you don’t succeed, fix your ponytail and try again.’”
It’s funny cause it’s true! - “*during sex*
him: fuck. ur tight.
me: thanks. ur pretty cool too.”
Such a lovely compliment! - “Me, while he’s 6ft deep in my cervix: hey can I ask u something? Why didn’t u tell me u were gonna be late earlier. I don’t mind if you wanna go out with your friends I just want us to communicate.”
Bwhahahahaha! - “Guy: Fuck her from the back while she’s cooking eggs in morning for you.
Response: Y’all gonna learn to stop taking sex advice from tumblr when ya titty hit that hot pan on the stove.”
Seriously—that could get dangerous! - “If you sucked my titties you can never talk shit about me I’m your mom now respect me.”
Mama knows! - “*having sex*
boy: did you cum yet
girl: not yet
boy: *does nothing* how about now?
girl: sure
boy: sweet”
We’ve all been there… - “Me: I’m only meeting him to chill.Me to me: shave your pussy just in case.”
They don’t call it Netflix and Chill for nothing! - “Guy: *gets blowjob*Guy: did u cum babe?”
This is exactly why they should teach Sex Ed in school!
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