People on the internet keep it real when it comes to sharing funny observations about sex. And the most hilarious, sex-related posts are funny ’cause they’re true. Here are 8 silly tweets and Tumblr posts about sex that are just too much (check out more below).
- “I hate the word nut, cum is a nicer word.”“Oh, look at the squirrels storing cum for the winter.” Squirrels and humans alike love cum!
- “him: did u cum?
me: yes, to the realization that this was a mistake.” We’ve all been there! - “boys get really hot and bothered when sexting and I’m probably laughing during it and eating macaroni.” Well, that does sound like a delicious way to multitask!
- “attention men: pls stop telling us you want to go down on us for ‘hours.’ thats way too long. we have stuff to do. i’ve got a lasagne cooking.” The perfect combo: orgasm followed by lasagne.
- “Having sex outside sounds pretty adventurous but what if a bug crawl up ya asshole then what you gone do.” The deep questions in life…
- “Sex sounds the same as when you stir potato salad.” Mmm, wet and delicious!
- “Fuck her from the back while she’s cooking eggs in morning for you.”“Y’all gonna learn to stop taking sex advice from Tumblr when ya titty hit that hot pan on the stove.” Ouch! Breakfast can wait…
- “Apparently the average person has sex 89 times a year. This is going to be a fucking brilliant week.” Better get down to business!
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