Sex with someone new should be really hot, right? Well, according to people on Whisper, sometimes it’s just really awkward. Here are 8 anonymous confessions that will probably put your most awkward sexual encounters to shame. You’re welcome.
- “Once during sex I was thinking about what I need to get at the grocery store and accidentally screamed out ‘carrots!’” I’ll have what she’s having?
- “One time my wig fell off during sex and the guy was scared that he pulled my hair out.” Wardrobe malfunction!
- “I stopped in the middle of having sex so I could tuck my dog in for the night.” You bad, bad boy!
- “Mid-sex, he totally killed the mood when he put a hand on each thigh and said…’Open Sesame!’ and yes, he was serious!” Did you respond with, ‘CLOSED’?
- “In the middle of having sex with someone, he asked if I wanted to check my texts…” Did he send a sext?
- “Once I was playing music during sex and my favorite song came on and I started singing out loud and got up to dance.” Naked dancing—that could get dangerous!
- “I had sex on the first date. He lasted 2 minutes, yelled ‘I won!’ as he finished and then fell asleep.” Score!
- “I hit my Fitbit goal during sex and was so excited I said something and ruined the moment.” Excited for all the wrong reasons…
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