Twitter has some things to say about sex during quarantine that are as funny as they are painfully true. Whether you’re single and socially responsible (i.e., celibate) or cooped up with bae, these tweets definitely capture what sex is like right now. Here are the best 8 tweets.
- “Me: I’ve got the coronavirus. Bae: so I’m not seeing you this week?” Bae gonna have to wait!
- “I’m so horny this is rock bottom: ‘do you watch rick and morty. PICKLE RICKKKKK.’” There is a Rick and Morty porn parody!
- “We’re in quarantine so if ur still not getting booty pics ur a loser.” Show some love, send a booty pic!
- “Never having sex has officially gone from LAME to VERY COOL AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE.” It’s funny cause it’s true.
- “if you aren’t quarantined with someone that you can have sex with at any time, you may be entitled to financial compensation.” Fair enough!
- “bae: come over. me: can’t in self isolation. Bae: my parents aren’t home. me: but they SHOULD be.” Bae, have you heard of phone sex?
- “My mom is overly supportive: Mom: ‘I bet with social distancing phone sex is on the rise.’” Mama knows best.
- “There are no rules for dating during the pandemic. Cyber date 16 dudes at once, have phone sex in your childhood bedroom, ask “what are we” after the second zoom date, join your ex’s new girlfriend’s IG Live, find a sugar daddy to buy you a peloton, the possibilities are endless.” The glass is half full!
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Check out more hilarious tweets about sex during quarantine: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/tweets-about-sex-and-dating-during-self-isolati
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