The first few years in a relationship, the sex is still really hot but you’re both, um, a lot more comfortable with each other. From trying out ambitious new sex acts to embracing stinky morning breath, couples everywhere will recognize these types of sex. Here’s the most relatable ones.
- The Minimum-Effort Quickie
This one’s for when you both want to cum before bed. It’s nice and lazy—but still satisfying! - The Probably Too Drunk To Fuck
You’re both really horny, clumsily groping each other, trying not to elbow the other in the eye as you tear your clothes off. - Probably Too Full To Fuck—But Let’s Fuck Anyway
This one’s a testament to how comfortable you can feel with someone after a few years—bloated, lazy, and sleepy, but down to fuck! - The Ambitious Fuck
You could wind up on Sex Sent Me To The ER, but you just don’t care! - The Extremely Quiet Sex At Your Parent’s House
For when you just gotta get some—but the circumstances are less than ideal… - The Really Bad Morning Breath Sex
The sex is so good you just stop caring about stinky morning breath! - Really Hot Makeup Sex
For when the sex is so good you don’t even remember what you were fighting about! - The Middle-Of-The-Afternoon Surprise Sex
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Check out more about the types of sex every couple has in the first two years: https://www.buzzfeed.com/
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