On Reddit, women and band-aids are swapping some good old fashioned groupie sex stories, and you won’t believe the scandalous things they have to say about the famous musicians they’ve bagged. The prompt for the discussion thread was simple: “Girls who have slept with rock stars: How was it? What was you [sic] perception of the person afterwards? What did your friends and family think (if you told them)? Etc.” And you’ll never believe the crazy stories they share! Here are some of the highlights:
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John Mayer’s Into Cumming On His Lady FriendsA girl I knew in college “slept” with John Mayer after the Concert for Virginia Tech. I say “slept” because he had her lie on the bed, then he jacked off on her. Then he just left. Wow, John Mayer. I guess that’s what you meant by “Your body is a wonderland?”
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Dave Matthews Is Into Scat PlayNo spicy stories from myself, but I have a trustworthy friend who hooked up with Dave Matthews in the 90s. He started talking about scat play and she noped on out of there. This story gives new meaning to his image as a crunchy, all-natural type…
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Flavor Flav Likes To Get His Freak On In the JohnOk not even a throwaway… I fucked Flavor Flav in a seedy toilet room out the back of the ANU Refectory Bar in 1998. I’m not proud. I try not to tell people. But on the bright side, I didn’t get gonorrhea. As Flav says, “Yeah boy!”
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Justin Bieber Makes You Sign an NDA Before He’ll Let You Get SomeI know a girl who slept with [Musician] about a year ago. Super hot Swedish girl (I guess he’s still big/not super hated over there…). Had to sign an NDA. Said he was super lazy in bed. Average size. Pretty much what you’d expect I guess.
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