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The Smallest Dick in Brooklyn Pageant is an event that proves bigger isn’t necessarily always better. In a society that celebrates huge dicks as a benchmark of masculinity, the pageant hopes to show that beauty can come in all shapes and sizes—even bite size! And to ensure that the little guys will not be outdone by Average Joe, all of the contestants’ cocks are measured before they are allowed to enter the competition.
The contestants compete in an evening wear segment, swimsuit competition (aka a wet t-shirt contest called “Cocksplash”), and a talent portion to show off their charm and (small) packages for a crowd of rowdy, non-judgmental folks. The point of the event is to create a safe space where “if guys have something that people might traditionally make fun of or see it as a disadvantage, we want to show that they’re proud…” says a sponsor of the event. The winner receives $500, a crown, sash, and the honorary title of the guy with smallest dick but the biggest balls in town!
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