What is it about the beach that makes people want to get frisky? Is it the minimal clothing, the lathering up with sun screen, or the amazing feeling of ocean waves crashing that puts people in the mood? Whatever the reason, if you’re dying to get wet n’ wild at the beach, we can help. Here are some tips to help you make the most of a day (of fucking) at the beach:
- Do Your Research
While spontaneous sex is great, having spontaneous sex out in public is not a smart move. Before going at it you should do some recon about sweet spots that will be perfect for a sexy tryst. Less populated locations with coves, secret nooks, or large rocks are perfect. Walk around and also do some internet research to find the perfect place. - Don’t Get Caught
Don’t be like those people who go at it in the middle of the day with beach-goers basically looking on. Do it at night, and make sure there’s no people around. In short, be quick, be discreet, and be quiet. - Watch Out For Sand Getting in Sensitive Areas!
Sand is lovely on the feet—but it is definitely not lovely all up in your nether regions! Make sure you avoid this by getting it on in positions that will prevent sand-in-the-crotch. Doggy style is great, or just fucking upright against something like a rock or a lifeguard tower. Woman on top could also work—just be careful! - Consider Alternatives
If fucking on the beach is too hard to pull off, why not try getting it on in the water? The water will conceal what’s going on below the surface. It is also much easier to give hand jobs and blow jobs on the sand than it is to fuck, especially if you can keep yourself concealed under a blanket or a beach umbrella. It’ll give new meaning to the expression “More fun than a day at the beach!”
Of course, if you don’t want sand in your bits you can always just give us a call. We’ll make sure you feel like you’re having sex on the beach.
@NiteFlirt