If you’ve ever taken a trip to the sex store and considered picking up some sexy dice, it probably didn’t cross your mind that with each roll you could find yourself in some, er, awkward situations. Yes, those fuzzy sex dice are meant to add some friskiness to your bedroom routine, but the possibilities are sometimes uncomfortably endless. Here are 9 hilarious sexy dice fails.
- “Rub My Face on the Floor”
Ouch, that combo would make for some very unsexy rug burns! - “With Clothes On Eat”
That could get messy—and not in the good way! - “Shower! With Clothes On”
Hm, that seems more uncomfortable than sexy. - “Quickly Eat”
That could leave you with a bad stomach ache! - “Suck Ass Passionately”
That could maybe be fun? - “Shower Repeatedly”
This might be a little too clean… - “Spank Hair”
That could hurt! - “Touch Toes”
Well, at least you’ll get more flexible! - “Lick Bathroom”
And your bathroom will get super clean!
Up for anything? We have some very sexy combinations right here!
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