Buzzfeed’s newest illustrated article shows what sex is like when we’re anticipating it in our minds versus what it’s really like in reality. And probably every person can relate to one scenario or another (the hot but inevitably terrible idea of sex with an ex. Or the frustrating difficulty of what should be steamy shower sex). Here are some of the truest and most hilarious SEX-pectations vs. reality (check out the illustrations below):
- Shower Sex
SEX-pectation: “You’re so hot and wet!”
Reality: “Ahh! Thought you were the girl from “The Ring” for a sec!” - Your O-Face
SEX-pectation: Rosy cheeks and wry little smile.
Reality: Drooling, red-faced, and sweaty. - Food Play
SEX-pectation: Two perfectly fluffy dollops of whipped cream over the nipples, and one over the pussy. Perfect whipped cream bikini!
Reality: “Oh god. So sticky. Help.” - Ex Sex
SEX-pectation: “That was SO wrong but it felt SO right.”
Reality: “I want to kill myself.” “Me too.” - Taking a Bath Together
SEX-pectation: Romantic candles; comfortable positions; sensual sex.
Reality: Stress; water getting all over the floor; where do our limbs go?! - Reverse Cowgirl
SEX-pectation: “Yee haw!”
Reality: “Why are your calves so boney!” - How You Look the Morning After
SEX-pectation: *Angel of the morning
Reality: “Ahh! Oh, sorry, thought you were the girl from “The Ring” again.”
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Check out more about SEX-pectations vs. reality here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/
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