Have you ever wanted to ride cock-shaped bumper cars? If so, now’s your chance! Entrepreneurs in Brazil are hoping to open ErotikaLand, the world’s first adults-only theme park. Due to open in 2018, guests can enjoy an erotic museum, a nudist pool, and a ‘7D’ cinema with vibrating seats!
Though you can’t actually fuck at the park, there will be a motel on the premises for guests to, um, unwind after a thrilling day. Other really cool features will include a “train of pleasure” with go-go boys and girls, a “sex playground” with water slide, bumper cars shaped like genitalia, and a snack bar selling aphrodisiacs. Some critics in Brazil are against the sex park because they believe it would attract “debauched individuals.” The park investors argue that ErotikaLand would create hundreds of jobs and, at $100 a ticket, would bring in lots of money to a region in desperate need of tourism. We say, as long as everyone keeps their arms and legs (and everything else!) inside of the ride at all times, let the fun begin!
Looking for a wild ride yourself? Any and all “debauched individuals” are welcome!
Check out more about ErotikaLand here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/
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