Have you ever gotten the urge to brighten your lips with shockingly realistic lipdicks, er, we mean lipsticks? Well, now you can, thanks to Mushroom Penis Lipsticks! It seems these veiny, colorful, and shimmery lipsticks are rearing their pretty heads all over the internet lately.
This perfect bachelorette item is selling on Amazon in a 12 pack for $18. Their colors range from “creamy pinks” to “opal rouge,” and each lipstick is “complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head,” according to the product description. In case you’re wondering, customers were pleased with the quality, but some complained that the lipsticks could get a bit, um, smushed (not a good look for a dick) in transit. We’re mainly curious about the shocked passers-by who suddenly witnessed a lady applying a dick to her lips in public. Pucker up!
Looking for exciting ways to freshen up? We can make you shimmer from head to toe here!
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