Everywhere you look, people are (literally) walking around with their heads in the game, completely adsorbed in Pokémon Go. But it seems there’s one unexpected side effect of everyone’s Pokémon addiction: horniness. And now there’s an internet craze called “Pokémon Go and Blow” that is replacing “Netflix and Chill” as the next NSA hook up slogan.
Places like Craigslist, Reddit, and Twitter are overflowing with sex-related Pokémon ads. Most people want to “bang our way through a region or two” or “meet up, level up, catch a Jigglypuff, and hook up.” One astute Twitter user noticed how quickly and overwhelmingly “Pokémon Go and Blow” was replacing “Netflix and Chill”: “Netflix and chill is dead. Now it’s Pokemon go and have sex in random spots in your neighborhood.” Some ads are very direct: “Will suck dick for Haunter” and “looking for a 420 friendly girl to go on a Pokemon Go hunt with tonight and rub your clit in my car in between our missions.” Others are more tongue-in-cheek: “Lemme take a Pikachu.” One thing’s for sure—horny nerds sure want to Pokechill!
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