Over at Deadspin, it’s become a New Year’s tradition to catalogue all the strangest stuff Americans got stuck in their many orifices in the past year. It’s based on the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, and the 2016 list is especially unpleasant. Here are the strangest, most awkward objects America shoved into its rectum, pussy, and dick. Happy New Year!
- Wine cork wrapped in paper towels, electrical tape and a condom
- 10 broken crayons
- Plastic Melatonin bottle
- Shot glass
- “Rectal fissure masturbating for her boyfriend using a hairbrush in her rectum yesterday.”
- Nail cuticle tool
- Egg timer
- Tub drain cup
- Decorative pumpkin
- USB adapter
- “Sat on the top of a doll house and there was a spiked roof.”
- Pointy toy pig
- Small painting kit
- Cigarettes and lighter
- “Carved down piece of domino inserted domino piece into penis now wants it removed.”
- Sandal buckle
- BB
- Doll shoe
- “Had pebble stuck in penis while swimming in a lake 3 weeks ago.”
- Marble
Looking for a creative way to start off your New Year? Come get strange with us right here!
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