Since Fifty Shades broke everyone’s hearts with its lack of full-frontal nudity, Jezebel decided to do humanity the great service of compiling a list of the best dick you see on-screen. These 50 films have excellent cock shots from beloved celebrities—and even good ass shots! Here are the top 10 (check out the complete list below):
- Chris Evans, Not Another Teen Movie
Whipped cream bikini, anyone? Yum yum! - Jason Biggs, American Reunion
This hilarious shot features the American Pie star’s dick literally up close and personal: pressed against the lens of a magnify glass! - Peter Gallagher, Summer Lovers
A very young, very sexy Peter Gallagher reveals all in this hot summer romance! - Giles Marini, Sex and the City
Who can forget this unforgettable scene of the hot Italian actor bathing nude beneath a waterfall?! - Stephen Dorff, Innocent Lies
Huge dick, and wild doggy-style sex scenes—what more can you ask for? - Wesley Snipes, Wildcats
Snipes definitely let his “wild cat” out in this classic football movie. Score! - Vincent Gallo, The Brown Bunny
This film also famously features an actual, real-live blow job! - Richard Gere, American Gigolo
Classic actor, classic dick. - Kevin Bacon, Wild Things
Bacon wasn’t shy about showing off his pork in this racy movie with plenty of full-frontal nudity and wild pool sex! - Matthew McConaughey, Magic Mike
Giant golden dick, anyone? Praise be!
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