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Leave it to Urban Dictionary to compile all the weirdest, grossest, most obscure sex acts. These descriptions are probably stranger than anything you’ve seen on Pornhub. We can only hope that many of these have never been tried by actual humans before (check out the complete and much grosser list compiled by Jezebel below).
- The Flying Camel
“As your gal is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.” Indeed—stay classy, UD. - Charizarding
“When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say ‘You don’t have have enough badges to train me.’” [This is a new take on an old favorite, The Flaming Amazon.] This one requires extreme caution! - Kennebunkport Surprise
“Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing cunnilingus on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman’s vagina.” Two words: just. no. - The Landshark
“The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.” This one definitely warrants the Jaws theme song! - Ballcuzi
“Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls. Rubber ducky is optional of course.” Ah, how cute: balls and rubber duckies!
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