9 Orgasms You’ve Probably Had If You Have a Pussy

Just like a woman’s pussy, an orgasm comes in all shapes and sizes. From a really intense twitchy one to one that makes you wonder if you just squirted, you’ve probably experienced a range of orgasms if you have a pussy. Here are some of the most familiar ones (check out the complete list from BuzzFeed below).

1. The “WTF Just Happened” Orgasm
   Maybe the friction from a bike or a train caused it. Maybe you didn’t see it coming and then all of a sudden there you are, cumming. Whatever it is, IT CAME AND IT FELT AWESOME.
2. The “Almost… Almost… Almost… Almost…” Orgasm
   This is the orgasm that fakes you out over and over and over again…before finally showing up! Good things happen to those who wait!
3. The “Thrasher” Orgasm
   As BuzzFeed explains, “This orgasm is a switch for any convulsion your body is capable of — so be careful, because you might accidentally kick someone in the face or nearly suffocate them between your thighs like a vise. But…worth it.”
4. The “Too Late To Skip This Part Of The Porn” Orgasm
   We’ve all been there: you’re about to cum and suddenly the porn switches to something you really don’t like—or worse, the video starts buffering—but you just. Can’t. Stop. It.
5. The “Sorry But There’s No Way I Can Look Cute Right Now” Orgasm
   This is the orgasm that hijacks your face and does not let you control how it looks. Picture something like a scrunchy-faced beast!
6. The Clit Orgasm
   Sometimes, you have a clitoral orgasm so good, you just have to say, “The clit is it.”
7. The “World Record” Orgasm
   This results from testing out the highest setting on your vibrator—and cumming in two seconds.
8. The “Wake The Neighbors” Orgasm
   This orgasm rattles the walls, the headboard, the box spring, and the windows!
9. The “Was That Pee or Did I Squirt?” Orgasm
   You came and there was definitely a lot of bodily fluid…but what was it?

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Check out more about the various orgasms you’ve probably had if you have a pussy: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/slowly-and-then-all-at-once