It’s crazy how certain phrases work in different situations. This is especially true of things you can say during sex AND during a funeral! Here are the funniest ones.
- “I’m sorry, were you close?”
Yuk yuk yuk! - “It was the second stroke that did it…”
Tragically, that does happen occasionally. - “I know she touched everyone in this room.”
And a moment of silence follows… - “Do you need a tissue?”
How considerate. - “It’s so unbelievable hard…”
Grieving or thirsty, hard to tell. - “Thanks for coming.”
Of course! - “Lovely spread.”
Thank you. - “I’m sorry.”
We’ve all heard that one… - “I think she was suffering towards the end.”
Yes, but it’s all over now. - “My sister would have loved this.”
Well, bring her along next time!
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