If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to fuck Donald Trump, you can find out in Stormy Daniels’ new tell-all. The porn star spares no detail in her forthcoming book Full Disclosure, in which she writes candidly about her alleged affair with Trump. Daniels says it “may have been the least impressive sex” she’d ever had.
The NY Post reports, “In a blow to his manhood, she describes his genitals in lurid detail, saying his penis is ‘smaller than average,’ but ‘not freakishly small.’” “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels claims. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.” She also describes how she laid there, annoyed, “getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.” We have only one thing to say about Trump in the bedroom: you’re fired!
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Check out more about Stormy Daniels’ new tell-all: https://nypost.com/2018/09/18/
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