A desperate man turned to Reddit for advice on his unique sexual problem—he can only have sex while bumping death metal. “My new girlfriend doesn’t like that kind of music, and I believe I have a pavlovian response to my music. I cannot get aroused without my music,” he wrote in the “Personal Issues” subreddit. It wasn’t an issue for his previous girlfriends, but unfortunately his current one is a fan of “Midwest Emo bands that aren’t from the Midwest.”
“No problem for me, I really enjoy that kind of music. However my dick did not,” he wrote. To appease both himself and his girlfriend, he tried to have sex with AirPods in so that he could listen to his black metal. “AirPods in, music on, and dick hard,” he wrote of the “genius plan.” Whatever works!
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