SNL knows how to celebrate Thanksgiving—with what seemed like thousands of sex jokes! On the segment called “Thanksgiving Dating Tips,” a sleazy rich guy sings “Over the river and through my wood…” He adds, “Slide some Land O’Lakes under the skin to make that white meat wet.”
Some of his best tips include: “Bust out the real cranberries and she’s guaranteed to ocean spray.” He also says that if you play your cards right, “everything will be on the menu—we’re talking her candied gams, her vulveeta, even her green bean asserole.” Happy Spanx Sniffing!
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