UK Government Makes Casual Sex Illegal

The UK Government is cracking down on casual fucking. The bizarre law banning Brits from getting it on with someone outside their household comes as several lockdown restrictions are eased. Britons are questioning the Government’s bizarre rules about fucking—as sex in your home with someone from another household is banned, but technically it’s okay in the backyard.

Addressing the new rules on sex, one person wrote on social media: “Will the cops be setting stings up on Tinder now that it’s illegal to have sex unless you’re living together?” Another posted a GIF of a drooling Homer Simpson, saying: “Illegal sex sounds so hot.” One Twitter user joked his wife was going to “ban sex with people she lives with, in solidarity.”

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Check out more about the UK government making casual sex illegal: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8376955/Eyebrows-raised-government-makes-sex-home-person-household-ILLEGAL.html

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