Sometimes during sex, you just say things—but how about afterward? It turns out the moments following casual sex can be pretty ridiculous. A TikTok user asked people to share “the worst thing a man said to you immediately after sex,” and it’s now trending.
- A guy said to get dressed and call her own Uber because he had another girl coming to hook up in the next 10 minutes.
Oof! - A woman lost her virginity to a guy who said (immediately after they finished), “Are you sure you didn’t want to wait for someone who cared about you?”
Tell her how you really feel… - A woman asked a guy if he could make her orgasm after he finished, and he started laughing and said, “I’m not a prostitute.”
Bless his heart? - This guy went into the next room where his friends were sitting, imitated looking around for something, then said, “Oh shit, I think I lost my virginity in there.”
Come on, guy! - A guy hooked up with a man who hurried him out of the house after they finished because his wife was coming home.
Seriously? - The guy got off of a girl after lasting 35 seconds, then said, “Well, that’s all folks.”
What a (Porky) pig! - A guy fist-bumped her “coochie” after she lost her virginity to him.
Way to go? - A guy said to a girl, “Is it bad that I want you to leave?”
Yes!
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Check out more ridiculous things men said after sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/things-people-said-after-sex