Olympic athletes are going to have to get creative in bed. The world’s best sports competitors are set to spend their nights on cardboard beds—allegedly designed to collapse under the weight of fornicators. To discourage sex amid COVID-19, Olympic officials—who already warned 2021 Games participants to avoid fucking—have set up 18,000 of the cardboard beds in the notoriously sex-crazed athletes’ village.
“Beds will be able to withstand the weight of a single person to avoid situations beyond sports,” a distance runner tweeted. “I see no problem for distance runners, even 4 of us can do.” Meanwhile, 160,000 condoms were distributed, which the athletes are supposed to bring home: “Our intent and goal is not for athletes to use the condoms at the Olympic Village, but to help with awareness by taking them back to their own countries,” the Tokyo Olympics Organizing Committee said. All beds are off!
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Check out more about “anti-sex” cardboard beds at the Olympics: https://nypost.com/2021/07/18/athletes-to-sleep-on-anti-sex-cardboard-beds-at-olympic-games/
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