Anti-Sex Beds Arrive At Paris Olympics

The City of Love is doing all it can to keep lovemaking out of the Olympics. “Anti-sex” beds have arrived in Paris ahead of the 2024 Olympic Games, with their materials and small size allegedly aimed at deterring athletes from getting kinky during the competition. Over the years, stories about wild sex occurring among Olympic athletes have abounded: table tennis player Matthew Syed previously said that he had a debaucherous time at the 1992 games in Barcelona, Spain, saying: “I got laid more often in those two and a half weeks than in the rest of my life.”

At the 2012 games in London, one anonymous athlete admitted to having a foursome with a male teammate and two women at the Olympic Village. It’s unlikely cardboard beds will stop the horny Olympians from fucking—with one competitor claiming a hot tub orgy took place one year. As a US two-time gold medalist said: “I’ve seen people having sex right out in the open. On the grass, between buildings, people are getting down and dirty.”

In the mood to get down and dirty? Let the XXX games begin!

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