The inventor of the so-called “anti-sex beds” at the Olympics claims the cardboard beds are strong enough for “up to three” amorous athletes. Each athlete is measured for size and weight and an AI computer tool personalized their mattress’s density to provide what the Japanese inventor claims will give them the comfiest night’s sleep an Olympian has ever had. But besides comfort, the beds would “take two or three people with no worries,” he boasts, adding, “They are very robust. The cardboard base is very tough. They will cope with anything the athletes want to do with themselves or their friends.”
One athlete said in a viral video: “As you can see, they are pretty sturdy.” Irish gymnast Rhys McClenaghan posted an Instagram video of himself performing handstands and front flips on his bed, saying: “Once again, they have these cardboard ‘anti-sex beds.’ No, they pass the test—it’s fake, it’s fake news!” American swimmer Ryan Lochte has previously claimed that “70 to 75 percent” of Olympians fuck during the Games.
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