An Alabama Walmart made a major boner (no pun intended) recently when it stocked Gun Oil, a popular lube for gay men, next to its actual guns! An unsuspecting (and literal-minded) shopper got a big surprise while browsing Walmart’s gun department, and he posted a hilarious video of his reaction on Facebook. “It says water-based lubricant for your gun!” the shopper said in the video (watch below). “I was like, ‘Water-based? That could rust, right?’…”
He was almost sold on the product he thought was for his actual gun: “’Long-lasting lubrication with easy cleanup. Glycerin and paraben free. Wetter, lighter feel than silicone.’ Oh that sounds good. That sounds really good. I think my gun would work really good, wetter and lighter.” Well, what doesn’t work really well wetter and lighter, right? It wasn’t until he saw the ingredients list, which included things like ginseng “to promote blood flow,” that he started scratching his head in confusion. Then, when he saw “For topical use, apply desired amount to genital areas,” it all clicked into place. We say to those Alabama, Gun Oil cowboys, “Yee-haw!”
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Check out the video of a shopper finding Gun Oil in the Walmart gun aisle.
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