Arnold Schwarzenegger made it through Munich customs with a few new dirty jokes under his belt. The star did a stand-up routine after he was detained at the airport for failing to declare a watch valued at more than $200,000. The former governor of California told attendees that the cuffs weren’t “because of the watch or the customs office” but instead from “a hot night” with his girlfriend.
He quipped that the handcuffs were a “great deal because usually I pay $500 for that.” Schwarzenegger proceeded to rave about the “very special” $100,000 Audemars Piguet that was in his luggage: “He couldn’t find it because I was hiding it,” he joked. “And I can’t tell you where because I just cannot sit down today.”
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