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Americans Have Sex To Save On Heat Bills

Americans have figured out a fun way to save on their electricity bill: fucking. Faced with soaring utility costs, many are having sex to stay warm, according to a new report. It found that 46% of the 1,000 Americans surveyed … Continue reading

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Drew Barrymore Apologizes To FAA After Recommending Airplane Sex

Drew Barrymore has a new endorsement: sex on an airplane. “Doesn’t it feel wild? It’s not the same,” she told Christina Aguilera after the two bonded over both being members of the “Mile High Club.” While chatting on her talk … Continue reading

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MMA Star Says Stripping Is More Nerve-Wracking Than Fighting

MMA fighter Akonne Wanliss revealed fighting in the cage is a breeze compared to his previous career as a stripper. He toured the continent as a male stripper before giving it up to focus solely on MMA. He claimed taking it … Continue reading

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Elizabeth Hurley Strips Down In Lesbian Sex Scene

Elizabeth Hurley bared all in a sex scene with a female lover in a new erotic thriller. The model has sex with actress Pear Chiravara in sizzling scenes for the racy spine-chiller, Strictly Confidential. The first look trailer for the … Continue reading

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Kentucky Prison Caught More Than 60 Workers Having Sex With Inmates

More than 30 workers with the Kentucky Department of Corrections were caught having sex with inmates behind bars during a 16 month period. A shocking investigation revealed another 59 cases of employee-on-inmate sex in the past five years. A total of 62 … Continue reading

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Sexy Mugshot Goes Viral

A Georgia woman is raking in tens of thousands of dollars after her “hot” mugshot went viral on Instagram. Following her release, she discovered her mugshot had been shared on an Instagram account dedicated to good-looking lawbreakers. “My OnlyFans spiked,” … Continue reading

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Crew Members Sent Out Of The Room For Laughing During Kate Winslet’s Sex Scene

Kate Winslet, who stars in the forthcoming blockbuster satirical drama The Regime, says her sex scenes were so outrageous that two crew members were sent out of the room—for laughing. Winslet plays the dictator of an imagined central European state … Continue reading

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Orgasms Rewire The Brain, Study Finds

Orgasms are biologically designed to enhance a long-lasting bond between sex partners, a new study asserts. Researchers from the University of Texas at Austin used groundbreaking technology to examine brain activity during and after orgasm. The team uncovered that “a … Continue reading

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Married Pornstar Has Seven Lovers For Every Day Of The Week

A Mexican pornstar is in seventh heaven, revealing he has a lover for every day of the week. “I became famous for having three wives, but I currently have seven,” he said in a recent interview. “Why did I decide … Continue reading

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Chinese Medicine Expert Says Sex Is The Cure

Forget pharmaceuticals—frequent fucking could be key to staving off disease. A Chinese medicine expert says regular sex is essential to good health—and is sharing just how often you should be getting it on based on your age. In a TikTok … Continue reading

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