A Belgian mayor made quite a boner this year (pun intended). Officials were originally thinking of candles, but then decided a flame at the top of the white column was a cliché and so they put in a blue ball instead. It was not long before residents realized the new festive decor looked more like a dick than anything to do with Christmas.
The mayor said that the decorations, consisting of a long shaft with a bulbous blue tip, did not appear quite so phallic until they were turned on. He said, “I only realized it myself when they were illuminated. But we have to see the humor in this.” The mayor added, “Let’s just say that we will have the country’s most talked-about Christmas lights this year.”
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Check out more about a Belgian town’s phallic Xmas decorations: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8965461/Mayor-apologises-Belgian-towns-phallic-Christmas-decorations.html
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