Category Archives: Culture

Sex Workers Recommend “Reverse Cowgirl” To Prevent Spread Of Coronavirus

Swiss sex workers have a good way to service clients without spreading the coronavirus—by fucking in reverse. Their inventive “corona sutra” encourages sex workers to fuck “doggy style” and “reverse cowgirl.” They drafted the guidelines in hopes that Switzerland will … Continue reading

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Cancer Charity Now Sells Sex Toys

A cancer charity headed by actor Samuel Johnson has found a unique way to raise funds for the organization—selling sex toys. He surprised fans by announcing that a new adults-only range of pleasure devices are now available on his charity’s … Continue reading

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Huge Post-Coronavirus Orgy Planned To End “Longest Dry Spell In History”

A couple gave their neighbors something to look forward to with a flyer advertising an Avengers-themed “Post Pandemic Pan-Philadelphia Orgy.” While the event started as a joke, the pair have received so many inquiries that they now intend to actually … Continue reading

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Dutch Government Urges Lonely Citizens To Find A “Sex Buddy”

Horny Dutch citizens should find a “sex buddy” to help overcome loneliness during lockdown, according to the Dutch government. The National Institute for Public Health and the Environment (RIVM) had been criticized for not offering “sex advice for singles” during … Continue reading

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Zoom Orgies Are The Future Of Porn

It seems one good thing has resulted from these difficult times: Zoom orgies! Since the pandemic hit, the adult industry has needed to get creative since all production is on hold, which has created the ‘Zoom orgy.’ One Zoom orgy … Continue reading

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Zoom Is Investigated By FBI After Getting Hacked With Porn

Zoom is on the FBI’s most wanted list after users complained of their meetings being interrupted by porn. The investigation comes after the FBI warned that it had ‘received multiple reports of conferences being disrupted by pornographic and/or hate images … Continue reading

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Michigan Sends Free Condoms During Lockdown

Michigan is sending out special deliveries to its horny locked-down citizens. The state’s health department has launched a new, free condom delivery service during the ongoing coronavirus pandemic. The condoms-by-mail program helps replace the free condom giveaways counties had once … Continue reading

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New Book Dishes On Andy Warhol’s Sex Life

A new biography reveals all the racy details of Andy Warhol’s sex life. Even though Warhol was rumored to be asexual—which the book’s biographer chalks up to homophobia—there is ‘plenty of evidence’ that Warhol enjoyed ‘all kinds of erotic contact … Continue reading

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Horny Egyptian Woman’s Sex Spell Discovered On Ancient Papyrus

A sex spell designed to force a man into bed with his female admirer has been discovered on an ancient Egyptian papyrus. The newly-translated spell demands that a man face “anxiety at midday, evening, and at all times” until he … Continue reading

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Sex Toy Sales Rise 110 Percent In Denmark After Lockdown

Danes definitely know how to use their time wisely. Sales of sex toys in Denmark have more than doubled after the country was told to stay at home to limit the spread of coronavirus, according to the country’s biggest retailer … Continue reading

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