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Cult Expert Mistakes Fetish Porn For ‘Highly Sophisticated Mind Control’

Dr. Steven Hassan, author of The Cult of Trump and specialist in the intervention and rescue of people ensnared by cults, needed to be schooled about sissy hypnosis porn. Hassan seems to think it’s a genuine attempt at brainwashing people, which fetishists … Continue reading

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‘Bad Sex In Fiction’ Award Canceled For 2020

The judges of the annual Bad Sex in Fiction award decided to spare readers this year from the usual cringeworthy passages. It seems fictional bad sex is just too much for folks to handle in the hellish coronavirus pandemic-stricken year … Continue reading

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Porn Bots Are Taking Over Film Social Networking Website

It seems cinephiles have some new friends on the film social networking website Letterboxd: porn bots. Yes, Letterboxd—the social networking platform that allows users to review and keep track of films they’ve seen—has been taken over by porn bots. Users … Continue reading

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Sex Shop “Booms” After Rudy Giuliani Parking Lot Election Conference

The owner of a sex shop next to Four Seasons Landscaping could not be happier about the now infamous Trump campaign press conference. After the botched event with Rudy Giuliani, the owner of Fantasy Island Adult Books says he doesn’t … Continue reading

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Sexy Mail-In Ballot Is The Weirdly Hot Halloween Costume Of 2020

Yandy, one of the best purveyors of sexy Halloween costumes, continues to bring it with this year’s hot and hilarious selections. If last year’s controversial “Sexy Handmaid” costume was a miss, this year is definitely a hit with “Sexy Mail-In … Continue reading

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John Legend Crashed Video Call Dates To Sing About Twerking

Dating during a pandemic is tough, so John Legend tried to set the mood for new couples. While guest hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live, the singer crashed several socially distanced video dates to offer impromptu serenades. Some couples were treated to a … Continue reading

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Raunchy NYC Apartment Listing Goes Viral

A racy market listing for an NYC apartment let renters know exactly what could be done within the walls—and the sheets. “HIDE & SEEK (adult style),” the kinky description read. “A sexy king-size one bedroom where you’ll find four very … Continue reading

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Women Share The Most Surprising Things They Didn’t Realize About Dicks

A Reddit user posed an interesting question to the internet recently: “Women, what surprised you the most the first time you saw or played with a penis?” The answers didn’t disappoint. Here are some of the funniest, strangest, and just … Continue reading

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Trump Retweeted Clips Of A Doctor Who Believes In Sex Demons

President Trump and his son both shared a viral video of Dr. Stella Immanuel, who claims some medical conditions are caused by having sex with demons and witches. Immanuel, a pediatrician and a religious minister, has a history of making bizarre … Continue reading

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NYC Metro Station Websites Feature X-Rated Search Results

New York City’s Metro-North’s Hudson line is known for its stunning views—but nothing like this. Google searches for at least 15 Metro-North Stations produce official MTA websites with “Flirtatious Anal Dildo For Cock Hungry Blonde Slut” tacked onto the title. … Continue reading

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