Ah, yes. St. Patrick’s Day. The day where everyone seems to let their inhibitions go as freely as pitcher after pitcher of green beer. Day of drinking, wearing green, and trying to get lucky. Like that couple who got caught last St. Paddy’s going at it behind a dumpster. In the middle of the day. On a major street. While dozens of amused bystanders watched and filmed them.
That’s right, the now infamous couple truly embodied the spirit of the festive Irish holiday by fucking doggy style in a public parking lot. They’re still at large—like leprechauns, or the mythical pot of gold at the end of the rainbow—and giving hope to all the horny partiers out there sporting green and trying to get lucky this St. Paddy’s Day. God bless America!
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Check out more about the St. Patrick’s Day couple here: https://gawker.com/police-seek-
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