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A gardener in the UK is not happy about the, ahem, popularity of his “hedge lady.” The sexy hedge sculpture on his lawn has been luring many townspeople—who routinely mount the ornate carving at all hours of the night. The gardener says he’s often woken in the night by the sounds of laughing and rustling, as drunken passersby simulate sex with the “privet lady” he’s cut into his bush.
“I just peered out at about 4:30 in the morning and there was a guy on top of her and going through the motions of having sex with her,” he said. It seems it’s not always men who hump the hedge lady—he’s occasionally witnessed women getting frisky with her, too. That must be one smokin’ hot lawn sculpture!
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