An Oregon man was just arrested for giving a prostitute a primate named “Gooey” as a tip in exchange for some hot jungle love. It seems the man stole Gooey from the pet store he owns. Gooey is a small and adorable “bush baby” in the Galago primate family. And if that wasn’t strange enough, the man also paid the sex worker in stolen Girl Scout Cookie money!
The pet store owner John was later caught driving high on meth after leaving a porn store. He was charged with a DUI, prostitution, and hauled off to the county Jail. Gooey is thankfully safe and being kept at a local animal sanctuary for now. And, hopefully, the cute primate will no longer be used as currency for sex! We aren’t sure, but this must be the strangest tip a sex worker has ever received. One would hope, anyway.
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Check out more about the man who gave a prostitute a primate as a tip here: https://www.portlandmercury.
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