One man had very specific plans for how he’d like to experience the total solar eclipse in Oregon: make a baby. He posted an ad on Craigslist to find a game partner willing to go on a “cosmic orgasmic” adventure with him. “If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening,” he writes.
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But the real magic happens when totality occurs: “we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.” In order for this to happen, the man’s cock will need to be directed towards the sun, because “both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets.” So, ladies, if you’re down for some metaphysical fucking, you can experience a “brief moment of ecstasy”—but only if you like cats.
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Check out the man’s craigslist ad to make a baby during the eclipse here: https://www.refinery29.com/
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