Look up in the sky—it’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a…giant cock?! Some naval pilots recently took to the skies above Washington state’s Okanogan County to practice sky writing…a giant aerial dick! The people below immediately took to Twitter to express their delight at the celestial cock, while the U.S. Navy didn’t find the stunt quite as entertaining.
In a statement to KREM 2, officials said that: “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.” Professional standards aside, we’ve got to give props to those naughty pilots for their impressively well-formed dick! It’s clear the pilots are going to get a strong finger-wag from the Navy, but as one excited Twitter user said, “The most monumental thing to happen in Omak. A penis in the sky.”
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