Nevada Brothel Offers Discount To ‘Most Sexually Repressed’ State

A legal brothel in Nevada has announced that customers with an ID from neighboring Utah will enjoy a 10% discount on “all sensual services” provided by its workers. “Utah is our nation’s most sexually repressed state,” said Madam Bella Cummins, who has owned and operated Bella’s Hacienda Ranch for the past 37 years. The brothel is located about an hour’s drive from the Utah state line.

Utah recently implemented a law requiring age verification for all porn sites, making adult content significantly harder for residents to access online (Pornhub has even blocked site access there). Overall it contributes enormously to “an environment where men conceal their desires in shame, longing for an outlet where they can freely express their sexual selves without fear of judgment,” said Madam Cummins, who is the longest-serving living female brothel owner. Cummins hopes her Ranch’s discount can “provide much needed relief to Utahns yearning for a remote place where they can privately explore their desires with nonjudgmental sex workers in a secluded setting, devoid of concerns about legal ramifications or potential exposure within their community.”

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