When you’re browsing the shelves of Barnes and Noble and you stumble upon Kama Sutra for Knitters, that’s probably a sign that the tried-and-true sex manual has gone mainstream. It’s sort of like what Fifty Shades did for BDSM; once you see it on your grandmother’s book shelf, you know it’s no longer niche. Yes, there’s now a Kama Sutra knitting book in which “naughty knitters” learn how to knit various sex positions. The kinky yet arts-and-craftsy book is the playful creation of Trixie Von Purl, who tells HuffPost that the sexy research was the best part!
These knitted recreations of hot sex are detailed and, well, sorta hot (see link above). In Erotic V, a fiery red-head gets fucked on top of an office copy machine with her legs in the air. In fact, public sex seems to be a theme: fucking in the great outdoors, in a barn, in a public park. But the best (and most amazing!) are the trickiest positions: in Suspended Scissors, a woman props herself up with one arm as her gentleman friend suspends her in mid-air by her waist and fucks her between the legs.
Who knew knitting could be kinky? Want to try out some Kama Sutra positions with us? We are also soft, pliable, and up for a challenge!
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