It seems Norwegians really value rocks and cocks (rock-hard cocks?). They’re raising money to restore a penis-shaped rock formation in Southern Norway that was recently vandalized. The popular tourist attraction, Trollpikken rock formation, was found castrated, which experts say was done deliberately.
So far, people have donated $10,600 to restore the cock-rock to its former virile splendor. Police are looking for the boner-killer culprits—who face a one-year prison sentence for this serious environmental crime. Norwegians sure take their natural phalli seriously! Norway, like your beloved boner-rock, we salute you!
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Check out more about the penis-shaped rock formation: https://www.washingtonpost.
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