You might remember One Million Moms from their tirades against basically anything gay or fun on television (like a lesbian yogurt ad, for example. No, seriously). Well, they’re back again to shake their fists furiously at the TV over the latest controversy—a new Muppets show that is apparently much too racy for impressionable youngsters. That’s right, One Million Moms is starting a campaign against the no longer “family-friendly” show, stating: “One ad read, ‘Finally, a network TV show with full frontal nudity.’ Technically, the advertisement is correct – seeing how Kermit doesn’t wear pants.”
Not only are they outraged over a pantless frog, but also Miss Piggy’s openly “pro-choice feminist” interview on MSNBC. “The puppet characters loved by kids in the 1970s and 1980s and beyond are now weighing in on abortion and promiscuity,” One Million Moms says. While these people are clearly crazy, there have actually been other, sane people who have also commented on all the sexy antics of the new show, which focuses quite a bit on romantic relationships. In a recently released video, Kermit gets come-fuck-me eyes from a lusty Muppet (not Miss Piggy; scandalous!), Miss Piggy, aka The Makeout Queen, cheats on Kermit, and Fozzie Bear’s special lady friend’s parents scold her for “being intimate” with wildlife.
Here’s more about the new, sexy Muppets!
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