Raynor Terror went on a trip to the UK recently to see Magnus, aka the anal sculptor extraordinaire. Magnus specializes in making small bronze sculptures of the anus for anyone who wants a souvenir of their asshole or someone else’s asshole. He got started in the anal-sculpting business with an idea for chocolate starfishes: “A sculpture of an anus should be made in chocolate. It just seemed to make some sort of poetic sense,” he explained.
Raynor Terror wanted to turn her brown star into a bronzed ornament because, as she said, “I don’t want to get older and regret not getting my butt bronzed.” To have her anus bronzed, she had to lie on her back with her legs up in the air and over her head while Magnus poured a goopy green casting mold into her ass. Magnus assured her that after a minute or two, it can actually be quite enjoyable! And ta-da!—four weeks later, she got her bronze anus in a pretty little jewelry box to display on her shelf.
Oh, the prettiest things do come in small (pink or brown) boxes! Come check out our tight little box!
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