Helpful porn stars decided to give some clueless guys a tutorial about how to eat pussy. To help the guys learn the right way to please ladies during foreplay, the porn stars demonstrated how to give really good head on oysters. And as you can imagine, things got very messy, and very weird (check out the video below). Here are some highlights.
First, one porn star demonstrated how to get a lady all revved up by kissing the oyster as if it were the belly, down to the thighs, and so on. Then, a different porn star instructed her student “to lick up and down, and spit on it [here she spits on her oyster]. Get it all nice and wet.” In other questionable advice, a porn star tells her student that he’s “gotta buff it first.” One lady gave excellent advice: “definitely if she says, ‘Don’t stop, keep going,” please don’t stop!” One student asked a very good question [after putting too much tabasco on his oyster]: “if a pussy burns your face, what should you do?” The answer: “run!” Other helpful tips included swirling and using an unpredictable rhythm with the tongue on the clit, and definitely using fingers in addition to giving her clit lots of love and attention. Oh yeah, and definitely don’t squeeze lemon on her pussy!
In the mood for some messy fun yourself? You don’t need a dozen oysters to get a lady to yell, “please don’t stop!”
Check out the video of porn stars teaching guys to eat pussy on oysters here: https://distractify.com/humor/
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