It was only a matter of time before the good folks at Woodrocket.com realized that there is a sizable demographic who would love to see some hot Ninja Turtle XXX action! You can now watch all your favorite characters from the beloved ’90s comic get down and dirty in the sewers in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles XXX parody, “Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles.” That’s right, these guys are really “cumming out of [their] shells” in this hilarious and hot porn parody.
“You know what porn is the best porn? Pizza guy porn!” April O’Neil and Spreader (the hot female version of Shredder) are going to get a serious taste of Michelangeblow’s, Dongatello’s, and Raphallus’ “turtle wax.” There’s even Master Sphincter (“I am a furry”)! Get ready for these horny Ninja Turtles to “show you the secret of the ooze, the secret of the splooge!” Cowabunga, dudes!
Are you a dude looking to “rock out with your cock out”? Let’s get “50 shades of green” right here!
Check out more about the “Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles” here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/
@NiteFlirt
Can you just stop with the posts like this? Do you really want a 9 year old child looking at this site? I don’t. Some of your posts go way beyond the playfair rules and yet we’re tied and can’t even say something like “Harley Momma” as a listing name. STOP. PLEASE. This doesn’t even begin to say inappropriate.