Maybe you’ve seen the show Sex Sent Me to the ER? Well, let’s just say that the injuries on that show are child’s play compared to the sex injury data compiled by the federal Consumer Product Safety Commission. Although the sex injuries make up less than .02% of the 2.3 million reported general injuries, they are still seriously effed up. Here are some of the worst (see more below).
Not surprisingly, most of the injuries occurred from foreign objects “disappearing” into orifices after insertion, according to Vice. Some other unfortunate accidents occurred in the, um, pelvic region. One man made a homemade cock ring from PCVP pipe rings and a ring from a horse halter. Another guy attempted to anally fuck a pencil. And, of course, there were freak accidents during hot fuck-fests: a lady gave herself a head injury when riding a guy so hard that her head lurched into the headboard. And a 19-year-old woman allegedly suffered a dental injury after a sex swing detached from the ceiling and hit her in the mouth. Ouch! The lesson here: Enter At Your Own Risk!
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