This Guy Wants the World to Know How to Unlock Your Phone With Your Dick

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done while you were bored? Well, is it weirder than one Reddit user wanting to see if he could unlock his phone with his dick? As if his dick wasn’t versatile enough, he found yet another use for it: unlocking and registering his Samsung Galaxy S7! And now, he feels compelled to “get this info out there” to the world wide web.

“Boredom and curiosity got the best of me,” user meatwad75892 wrote on Reddit. “Tonight I discovered that you can successfully register & unlock a Galaxy S7 with a penis as a ‘fingerprint.’” Fascinating! He continues, “So if you’re just as curious as I was and happen to have a Y chromosome, turn your junk upside down and give it a shot.” As you can imagine, several Reddit users responded with many other things they do with their cocks and phones. Meatwad75892 also reported that he tried to register his tongue, left testicle and nipples with varying results. The internet and the world of technology science thanks you for your important contribution, Meatwad.

Looking for imaginative ways to satiate your curiosity? We’re versatile and open to discovery here!

Check out more about the guy who unlocked his phone with his dick: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/so-it-seems-you-can-unlock-your-cell-phone-with-your-penis_us_57320ae6e4b096e9f092c3d7

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