One porn site gave the expression “work the polls” a whole new meaning this Election Day. Amid fears about rioting, the XXX site came up with a plan to prevent at least some potential destruction. “A popular celebration tactic of years past (most notably for the Philadelphia Eagles when they won the Super Bowl in 2018) is for people to climb street poles,” the cam-girl website explained in a press release.
To deter voters from going straight from the polls to the poles, the company “is offering to deploy vats of lube to New York City and Los Angeles. The lube can be used to grease up dry street poles, thus making it nearly impossible for people to scale them.” The site is offering to send the cities four 55-gallon barrels of lube between them, for a total of 220 gallons of lube. The release concludes with a graphic description of how poles should be lubed: “Just like you would a penis. Start around the base of the pole and work your way up from there.”
Looking for a slick deal? Come combat election anxieties with NiteFlirt!
Check out more about a porn site offering NYC and LA 220 gallons of lube to prevent riots: https://nypost.com/2020/11/03/nyc-offered-110-gallons-of-lube-to-grease-poles-combat-riots/
@NiteFlirt