A music student at Vanderbilt University found inspiration for his viral song in a pretty unexpected place: sexts. The filthy, hilarious song whose lyrics are taken from “real, word-for-word consensual texts sent to a young woman by fraternity members” is unlike anything you’ve ever heard. “Texts From A Beta” has had more than 283,000 views on YouTube—and its popularity has as much to do with the pornographic content as with the ridiculousness of the sexts themselves!
This is how the song starts: “I need you to greet me with your mouth wide open/ I’m so hungover and I need to fuck. // Wanna get filled later?/ Can you blow me? // Wanna fuck your throat for a while.” The musician said he got the idea for the song after his female friend showed him the dirty sexts she’d been getting from frat guys. The reason he put the sexts to music was to get laughs, pure and simple: “My friend wasn’t offended by these texts,” he said. Other lyrics include such gems as “There’s gonna be a party in your ass tomorrow, and my cock’s the only one that’s invited” and “My load + your face.” Stay classy, frat dudes.
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Check out the song that puts sexts to music here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/