Meet the Fetishists Who Like to Dress Up as Puppies (and Bone)

There’s a new documentary called “The Secret Lives Of The Human Pups” that explores the unusual world of “puppy players,” a subset of the BDSM community that finds pleasure in dressing up and pretending to be dogs. “Puppy play” attracts a wide variety of people, but most are gay men with a interest in leather and crawling around on the floor like a dog. According to the Guardian, the kinksters get a sexual thrill out of behaving like puppies, including playing with chew toys, eating out of bowls, and wearing dog-masks.

While the fetish play probably often leads to boning, one human-puppy named “Kaz” explains that his interests are more innocent. “People automatically jump to the conclusion that this is gear we wear to have sex. I used to get asked awful questions like, if I liked having sex with dogs,” he said. “But it’s certainly not that, and it’s not always sexual. Members of my pack, we spend a lot of time together at home just being dogs.” Another man who’s spent almost $6,000 on transforming himself into a dalmatian named Spot likes the way the ear scratches, belly rubs, ball chasing and treats allow him to “disappear.” We say, run, Spot, run—toward your kinky puppy play!

Looking for something “unusual” yourself? We can make you feel as happy and free as a dog catching a frisbee here!

Check out more about the fetishists who like to dress up as puppies here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/documentary-secret-lives-of-human-pets-puppy-play_us_5745da94e4b055bb1170e4b6

Posted in Insights | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

5 Fancy Establishments That Used To Be Raunchy Sex Clubs

15929936930_14a78eca47_mIn many of New York City’s most upscale spots, the expression “If these walls could talk” is definitely applicable. That’s because the sites of several chi-chi establishments have a way wilder, raunchier past. Here are some fancy places that used to cater to a much seedier, much sexier clientele.

  1. DOS CAMINOS (675 Hudson Street)
    At this Meatpacking joint that now sells swank Mexican food, “meat used to be seriously packed,” as Papermag puts it. “The place used to be the Vault—the hardcore S&M club where CEOs got whipped and waxed until 1997.” Escandaloso!
  2. SUGAR FACTORY (835 Washington St)
    This trendy spot used to be the Mineshaft from 1977 to 1985, aka the most notoriously raunchy gay sex hangout of all, “where studs congregated around the communal bathtub to relieve themselves on a willing slave.” It’s like the song says, “Pour some sugar on [slave]!”
  3. LEFT BANK NYC (117 Perry Street)
    This fancy spot catering in pork chops and pickles used to have a very different type of sausage in its kitchen in the 1970s. It was the International Stud, where a legendary side room catered to horny gays yanking out their sausages!
  4. SHAKE SHACK (691 8th Avenue)
    This touristy Times Square destination was once the all-male porn theater the Adonis. Until finally closing in 1994, it hosted “dirty movies and raunchy real-life blow jobs among the customers, all creating a multimedia skankfest of delight.”
  5. JUE LAN CLUB AT LIMELIGHT SHOPS (47 W. 20th Street)
    This swanky Chinese spot was the nightclub the Limelight back in the ’80s and ’90s, “a mecca for raucous clubbies on drugs and occasionally on their knees. The stuff you saw in the stairway alone!”

Want to take a (raunchy) trip back in time? You don’t need a flux capacitor and a DeLorean to be brought to your knees—come get wild with us right here!

Check out more swank establishments that used to be raunchy sex clubs: http://www.papermag.com/five-fancy-restaurants-that-used-to-be-raunchy-sex-clubs-1820166323.html

Posted in Insights | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

A Polyamorist View of Monogamy

Have you ever considered what’s more difficult, monogamy or polyamory? Many people assume that because monogamy is the more socially acceptable form of romantic partnership, it must be easy, and more natural. But a polyamorist in Together magazine examines the many challenging and unnatural ways monogamy manifests itself in our society. Here are some of the highlights (read the entire piece below).

holdinghands

“Arguably, polyamory requires a lot more ‘work’ than monogamy. It’s logistically more challenging managing multiple relationships—there are only so many hours in a week,” says polyamorist Michael McDonald. “But if monogamy is so much simpler than polyamory, why does it feel like so much work?” McDonald argues that monogamy is not natural—as in, it’s not in a human’s nature to couple with just one person—so if a person chooses to be monogamous, then they are participating in “an advanced form of relating that requires us to transcend what comes naturally to us in relationship.”

McDonald goes on to describe how monogamous couples can be separated into two different camps: conscious monogamy and unconscious monogamy. Conscious monogamy is when a couple transcends their very nature to choose a long-term, co-created partnership. Unconscious monogamy is rooted in fear, relating to societal expectations and to anxieties about security, which he says is the more common, more insidious form of monogamy we often see today. McDonald believes, therefore, that we should “be encouraging polyamory as the norm, and monogamy as the advanced, only meant for the most experienced.”

Looking for something “natural” yourself? We encourage you to go with your instincts at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about a polyamorist’s view of monogamy here: http://together.guide/a-polyamorist-view-of-monogamy/

 

Posted in Insights | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Get Pumped (Literally) For Pornhub’s New ‘Sexercise’ App

bangfit-logoWant to get fit as fuck this summer? We have just the thing for you: BangFit, Pornhub’s latest “sexercise” program! This brilliant new app is the perfect thing to “encourage sedentary souls to get active through rigorous and regimented bouts of sexual activity,” reports Distractify. After all, BangFit can be done from the comfort of your own home, er, bedroom!

The app lets you choose a sexercise video to follow along with, and then when you’ve “finished,” it tells you how many calories you’ve burned. The videos are available for couples, multiple partners, and solo participants to get their cardio on. “BangFit was designed after exhaustive research through the thousands of sexercise studies/articles, consulting with health and fitness experts and professionals (including personal trainers) and cross referencing that with anecdotal evidence on what are the most fun sex positions,” Pornhub says. BangFit also offers a workout band that links to your smartphone for more targeted performance tracking. Who said working out couldn’t be enjoyable?

Want to have some exciting and fun experiences yourself? NiteFlirt’s amazing sexercise program can whip you into shape in no time!

Check out more about BangFit here.

Posted in News | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Thoughts Everyone Has Had During Sex

Does this sex thought sound familiar?: “Does my moaning sound weird?” What about this: “Calm down, you’re gonna break my dick!” In Buzzfeed’s latest video, all of the strange, random, worried thoughts you’ve probably had during sex at one time or another are verbalized—one humping person at a time. Here are some highlights (check out the video below).

First up, the worried thoughts: “Am I too loud?”; “Are my roommates home?”; “Can my neighbors see though my blinds?” Then it’s on to the hopes: “I hope he doesn’t expect me to talk dirty”; “I have to fart—I hope it’s silent…”; “I hope I don’t pee on you.” There’s even a “pets” category: “I wish that cat would stop staring at me.” And of course, there’s regrets: “Oooh. Fuck—I just thought about my ex!” Finally, we end on curiosity: “I wonder how many calories I’m burning?”; “I wonder what my O face looks like?”; “Do we cuddle now?”

Wondering how you stack up in the sack? Fear not—there’s no cats or nosey neighbors here!

Check out more thoughts everyone has had during sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/kanediep/31-things-that-cross-everyones-mind-during-sex?utm_term=.es94LmDEGJ#.yyMknE6aJ4

Posted in Off Topic | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

8 People Confessed the Strangest Things They’ve Said During Orgasm

As anyone who’s ever yelled something outrageous while cumming understands, it’s impossible to be self-possessed during an orgasm. Whether it’s calling out your ex’s name or something totally strange, you’ve probably said some less-than-ideal things while climaxing. Here are some strange things people said during orgasm on Whisper.

  1. I screamed out that I wanted to be a woman during sex with my wife last night….”
    The mind has a mind of its own during orgasm!
  2. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed ‘Yes Brittany!’ at the top of his lungs. My name’s not Brittany. That’s his sister. FML.”
    Freudian slip?
  3. I didn’t realize how much I loved learning about communism until I screamed out Josef Stalin during orgasm.”
    This guy gives new meaning to the term “history buff!”
  4. “My boyfriend yelled, ‘For Narnia!’, once when we were having sex.”
    Well, sex can make you feel like a warrior!
  5. “My girlfriend and I were having sex last night. She screamed out her own name…”
    That’s one way to toot your own horn!
  6. “One time I was thinking about cereal during sex and screamed out Cap’n Crunch as I came.”
    The Cap’n makes it happen!
  7. “He lasted 2 minutes, yelled ‘I won!’ as he finished and then fell asleep.”
    Definitely doesn’t sounds like a winner to us…
  8. “My ex asked me to call him Santa Claus during sex. I screamed ‘Fuck me Santa!’”
    And a VERY merry Christmas to you!

Looking to have an outrageous experience yourself? We can make you yell about stranger stuff than cereal here!

h/t: Distractify

Posted in Off Topic | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

8 Even More Awkward Moments You Have During Man-on-Man Sex, Part II

As you probably know, sex can be awkward. And as we already covered in “8 Awkward Moments You Have During Man-on-Man Sex, Part I,” sometimes shit literally happens if you’re a guy who fucks guys. Here are 8 even more awkward moments you have during gay sex.

  1. When you run out of lube
    This especially sucks when you are oh. so. close. to finishing!
  2. When he pulls down his pants and you realize there’s no way he’s ever…
    Gonna fit! Bigger isn’t always better, as it turns out.
  3. When you accidentally catch a load in your eye
    And then no one actually believes that you have pink eye.
  4. When you can’t find his butthole
    You’re poking around like a fool as he’s waiting impatiently for you to find it.
  5. When he looks nothing like his Grindr profile
    Hm, maybe it’s time to update that pic—you know, by about 15 years!
  6. When you can’t finish no matter what
    A bottle of lube, a cramped jaw, hand and wrist later, he finally gives up!
  7. When you realize your both tops or bottoms
    This is like that awkward dance in a confined space when you’re trying to get around a person who is also trying to get around you, and you’re both accidentally going in the same direction.
  8. When you have to pee right as things are heating up
    Do you run to the bathroom and ruin the moment, or pee on him? The choice is yours.

Looking to heat things up? You don’t need to worry about awkward sexual encounters—we’re prepared for anything here!

Check out more even awkward moments you have during man-on-man sex here.

Posted in Insights | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Trump Literally Fucks America in New X-Rated Video

Kink.com has taken the idea of Trump “Making America Great Again” to a new satiric level with their edgy video called “Make America Gape Again.” The local hardcore and fetish porn site is sure to shock even seasoned viewers with this video, in which Trump literally fucks America—gangbang style! “I’ve directed a lot of hardcore,” Maitresse Madeline Marlowe, the director of the film, an independent film director who shoots Kink’s femdom series, said in a release. “But this is this is by far the darkest thing I’ve ever done.”

Trump is portrayed by a group of five men wearing a mask of his face (perhaps a commentary on his many personalities/personas), and Lady Liberty is played by porn star Ella Nova, a Miss America-type blonde bombshell with a red-white-and-blue bush! While the gangbang is consensual, the video is meant to shock and horrify viewers. “We didn’t want to show Trump as a comic figure, we wanted to show him how we see him: as a powerful but frightening force. That’s why we mixed in actual footage of Trump in some of the promos,” says Marlowe. The fact of Trump’s rise to power is depicted in the surreal yet frighteningly on-the-nose screwing of America. Still, if you like some horror with your porn, feel free to gape below. God bless America?

Want to have some group fun? We can make you “gape” right here!

Check out Trump literally fucking America here.

Posted in Insights | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

8 Awkward Moments You Have During Man-on-Man Sex, Part I

If you’re a man who fucks other men, you’ve probably had some not-so-sexy, somewhat embarrassing experiences during sex. And if so, you’ll probably recognize at least a few of these awkward moments (terrible beard-burn, anyone?). Here are 8 awkward moments during man-on-man sex.

  1. When you get facial hair in your mouth while kissing
    This can be pretty disruptive. But, hey—at least it’s facial hair and not some other type of hair!
  2. When you’re lying on top of each other and your erect penises keep awkwardly poking each other
    Guy 1: “Oh, excuse me!”
    Guy 2: “Oh, excuse me!”
  3. Beard-burn from kissing
    Ouch! Worse than rug burn!
  4. When you’re so turned on, you orgasm within seconds of him touching you
    “OMG, you’re so hot…Oops!”
  5. When you can’t get it up
    It happens. And yes, it’s awkward.
  6. When he’s just too tight
    “Just. Can’t. Seem. To. Get. It. In. Argh!”
  7. When you keep falling out
    As Homer Simpson would say (if he had gay sex): D’oh!
  8. When you get a little poop on your penis
    Well, it was probably worth it!

Looking to have some not-so-awkward moments? We can guarantee Homer-free good times here!

Check out more awkward moments you have during man-on-man sex here and keep watching the Phone Sex Blog for part 2 coming up in a few days!

Posted in Insights | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Sexperts Explain Whether Pineapple Actually Makes Cum Taste Better

Maybe you’ve heard that eating pineapple and other sweet fruits will improve your taste and smell down there. While you probably have nothing to be concerned about—we’d be willing to bet you taste just how you’re supposed to taste—many people, especially women, worry that their pussies should resemble sweet tropical fruit. To address this common anxiety, sexperts weigh in on whether foods like pineapple actually makes your cum taste better. Here’s some helpful highlights (read more below).

On Buzzfeed, an OB/GYN explains, “To be fair, this myth isn’t total garbage. Your bodily fluids—like sweat, saliva, and vaginal secretions—can all be influenced by your diet and lifestyle habits.” This means that eating pungent foods like garlic can give your spunk a pungent aroma. But, in general, eating a nutritious diet and staying well hydrated are your best tools for maintaining healthily aromatic bodily fluids—not eating a bunch of pineapple before a big date! Also, hygiene is important (washing with mild soap and water is really all you need). The bottom line: “A vagina should smell and taste like a vagina,” says the sexpert. So don’t worry—whatever you got going on down there, whether or not it tastes like a piña colada, is probably delicious!

In the mood for a tasty treat? Come get tropical with us right here!

Check out more about whether pineapple makes your cum taste better here: 

Posted in Insights | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment